Monday, November 25, 2019

A Touch Of Wisdom

HOW TO WIN A POLITICAL ARGUMENT ON FACEBOOK

1) See a post that you literally can’t even believe they could think that way, let alone actually say it.

2) Start typing, eloquently attempting to tell them why they are so absolutely full of sh*t.

3) Sit back and read it to make sure it really gets your point across so that it will actually sink in and ultimately change their mind.

4) Realize that there’s no way you’re ever going to change their mind short of an actual brain transplant.

5) HIT BACKSPACE UNTIL ALL YOUR TYPING IS DELETED.

6) MOVE ON.

Patrick Cunningham, 11/18/18 and published on my friend Tom Brown’s Facebook Page

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